Dear Dora,
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the damn orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there.

Dear George Washington,
What the hell, man.
Sincerely, Cherry Tree.

bob and the apple

this is from my 2nd favorite website

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Dear Abraham Lincoln,

You'll absolutely love the show... It really ends with a bang!

Sincerely, J. Wilkes Booth.

I've discovered that my greatest goal in life is to make brownies at high altitude.