great questions of life

if one sinkronized swimer drowns do they all drown?

if you have any feel free to post


P.S. this did come from a get fuzzy comic but i loved it so much i had to post it

ya know dolphins are so smart that within a week of captivity they can train people to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish.

who was the person who looked at a cow and thought "i wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"

p.s. sorry for not posting yesterday, technical difficulties

Adler planetarium

This is a picture of a renowned astronaut posing for a picture in the Adler planetarium.

Seeing as how the entire museum is devoted to space don’t you think they would at least get the color of the sky right?

Conversation with myself

[4:35:50 PM] dave: hey
[4:42:27 PM] dave: what was that about
[4:42:43 PM] Petar:  what was what about
[4:43:03 PM] dave: you were writing then u stoped
[4:43:19 PM] Petar: no i didnt
[4:44:02 PM] dave: yes u did the pencil was writing then erased like this
[4:44:31 PM] Petar: well i never typed anything to u so i dont know why it did that
[4:44:41 PM] dave: fu
[4:44:47 PM] dave: c
[4:45:19 PM] dave: i mean n insted of c
[4:45:21 PM] Petar: ok now you arnt going to be my skype friend
[4:45:33 PM] dave: fun
[4:45:40 PM] Petar: yeah ok
[4:46:15 PM] dave: so why are we typing this conversaTION
[4:46:37 PM] Petar: you started it ask yourself
[4:47:16 PM] dave: well david why are you  typing this conversatoin
[4:47:46 PM] dave: i dont know david i thaught you knew
[4:47:59 PM] Petar: and you wonder why people are afraid of you
[4:48:21 PM] dave: well i dont  so some one must know
[4:48:39 PM] Petar: right
[4:48:47 PM] dave: mabe petar knows
[4:49:08 PM] dave: we already asked him you dimwhit
[4:49:22 PM] Petar: right bye
[4:49:33 PM] dave: (punch):x
[4:50:05 PM] dave: ouch that hurt
[4:50:41 PM] dave: well if u wernt so dum u could have saved yourself
[4:51:00 PM] Petar: will you just shut up!

my sister, when confronted with the question of whether or not we were lost replied very loudly and with great emphases
"WE'RE NOT LOST, WE'RE  EXPLORING, SHUT UP!"

reasons me and my sister don't have friends

1. approximatively 90% of our conversations revolve around death or pizza
2.we resort to fencing with spoons as means of entertainment

ill add more later

Some people are like slinkies.
not realy good for anything, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs.

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors,but theres no frickin' way paper can beat rock. is paper magically supposed to wrap around rock and leave it defenseless? if so why cant paper do that to scissors? forget that why cant paper do that to people? why doesn't paper every now and then jump out of students notebooks and suffocate them? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anything. a rock would pound that stupid paper to a pulp. so whenever i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock, then when they insist that they beat with their stupid paper i punch em in the face. then say " aw crap im sorry i thought your magical paper would defend you, you stupid tree hugger."

no seriously im all for trees