i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how rock can beat scissors,but theres no frickin' way paper can beat rock. is paper magically supposed to wrap around rock and leave it defenseless? if so why cant paper do that to scissors? forget that why cant paper do that to people? why doesn't paper every now and then jump out of students notebooks and suffocate them? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anything. a rock would pound that stupid paper to a pulp. so whenever i play rock paper scissors i always choose rock, then when they insist that they beat with their stupid paper i punch em in the face. then say " aw crap im sorry i thought your magical paper would defend you, you stupid tree hugger."

no seriously im all for trees